I'mna keep this short and sweet. I'm not writing about #Lemonade because it is not my story and it is not my place. I am listening to and learning from #Lemonade, but I'm not digging in deep or spouting off a review. I am also thoroughly enjoying Twitter's reaction to it – even now, yep. Join me, please. Have an Arnold Palmer, relax, and giggle for a minute.
Table of contents:
- an arnold palmer night
- at least you have an awesome song to listen to
- live! with kelly and kermit
- no red lobster
- pretty directly, yeah
- that look
- duck and cover
- let's have a moment of eye contact
- becky with the good hair
- bey for veep
- that bat, though
- he's performance art
- views from the couch
- type l, doc
- oh, monica
1 An Arnold Palmer Night
If you watch #Lemonade and then immediately watch an Ice-T movie, you've had what we like to call an "Arnold Palmer night"
— Max Dylan Ash (@mynameisntdave)
Well, when you think about it, all the tea mixed into #Lemonade makes it an Arnold Palmer kind of message. I'm just saying.
2 At Least You Have an Awesome Song to Listen to
When you find out your getting a divorce through #Lemonade but the songs kinda rock pic.twitter.com/X0YtM1FBwl
— miss floppington (@gossipgriII)
I can't stop wondering what Jay Z thought the first time he heard the album, especially “Sorry.”
3 Live! with Kelly and Kermit
Patiently waiting for Kelly Ripa to make a #Lemonade album about Michael Strahan
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr)
At this point, I could actually see her doing this, or at least making some kind of #Lemonade reference.
4 No Red Lobster
5 Pretty Directly, Yeah
Jay Z: so how does it start?
Beyoncé: well first I'm going to throw shade pretty directly at you pic.twitter.com/27ePOaVlyd
— Will Miles (@MrWillMiles)
I mean, make no mistake or anything.
To be honest, there are verses that make ME want to ask Bey for permission for everything forever.
7 That Look
Hahahahaha! I love this look! It is beautiful.
8 Duck and Cover
Cookie knows. SHE KNOWS.
9 Let's Have a Moment of Eye Contact
Made brief meaningful eye contact with every lady I passed on my run today like "Lemonade? Lemonade."
— Sara Schaefer (@saraschaefer1)
I get it. I kind of want to proselytize. I want to share Lemonade with those unfortunate souls who have not experienced or do not appreciate Lemonade.
10 Becky with the Good Hair
Becky with the good hair pic.twitter.com/XWozkiytrq
— Jessie (@NicCageMatch)
I am never ever ever going to get tired of this joke.
11 Bey for Veep
"I too have a cheating husband & know a Becky with the good hair" pic.twitter.com/lCMCYe0GfU
— Dr. NoRubber (@BmoreNigerian)
Hillary knows, Bey. She knows.
12 That Bat, Though
The bat is called hot sauce. THE BAT IS CALLED HOT SAUCE. #LEMONADE #slay pic.twitter.com/29ex9MjKL3
— shonda rhimes (@shondarhimes)
THE BAT IS CALLED HOT SAUCE!
Man: She texted me 3 lemons
Friend: GET OUT OF THE HOUSE
Man: But what does it me--
Friend: I SAID RUN, MUTHAFUCKA
— Danielle Henderson (@knottyyarn)
No, seriously. Run now and run far. You run as if hell was after you. OR HOT SAUCE.
14 He's Performance Art
At this point, that's entirely possible.
15 Views from the Couch
16 Type L, Doc
#Lemonade EVERY DAY, DOCTOR.
17 Oh, Monica
This was priceless. I admire Monica, honestly, she keeps her wit sharp.
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