I'mna keep this short and sweet. I'm not writing about #Lemonade because it is not my story and it is not my place. I am listening to and learning from #Lemonade, but I'm not digging in deep or spouting off a review. I am also thoroughly enjoying Twitter's reaction to it – even now, yep. Join me, please. Have an Arnold Palmer, relax, and giggle for a minute.
If you watch #Lemonade and then immediately watch an Ice-T movie, you've had what we like to call an "Arnold Palmer night"
— Max Dylan Ash (@mynameisntdave)
Well, when you think about it, all the tea mixed into #Lemonade makes it an Arnold Palmer kind of message. I'm just saying.
When you find out your getting a divorce through #Lemonade but the songs kinda rock pic.twitter.com/X0YtM1FBwl
— miss floppington (@gossipgriII)
I can't stop wondering what Jay Z thought the first time he heard the album, especially “Sorry.”
Patiently waiting for Kelly Ripa to make a #Lemonade album about Michael Strahan
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr)
At this point, I could actually see her doing this, or at least making some kind of #Lemonade reference.
I snorted.
Jay Z: so how does it start?
Beyoncé: well first I'm going to throw shade pretty directly at you pic.twitter.com/27ePOaVlyd
— Will Miles (@MrWillMiles)
I mean, make no mistake or anything.
To be honest, there are verses that make ME want to ask Bey for permission for everything forever.
Hahahahaha! I love this look! It is beautiful.
Cookie knows. SHE KNOWS.
Made brief meaningful eye contact with every lady I passed on my run today like "Lemonade? Lemonade."
— Sara Schaefer (@saraschaefer1)
I get it. I kind of want to proselytize. I want to share Lemonade with those unfortunate souls who have not experienced or do not appreciate Lemonade.
Becky with the good hair pic.twitter.com/XWozkiytrq
— Jessie (@NicCageMatch)
I am never ever ever going to get tired of this joke.
"I too have a cheating husband & know a Becky with the good hair" pic.twitter.com/lCMCYe0GfU
— Dr. NoRubber (@BmoreNigerian)
Hillary knows, Bey. She knows.
The bat is called hot sauce. THE BAT IS CALLED HOT SAUCE. #LEMONADE #slay pic.twitter.com/29ex9MjKL3
— shonda rhimes (@shondarhimes)
THE BAT IS CALLED HOT SAUCE!
Man: She texted me 3 lemons
Friend: GET OUT OF THE HOUSE
Man: But what does it me--
Friend: I SAID RUN, MUTHAFUCKA
— Danielle Henderson (@knottyyarn)
No, seriously. Run now and run far. You run as if hell was after you. OR HOT SAUCE.
At this point, that's entirely possible.
HAHAHAHA!
#Lemonade EVERY DAY, DOCTOR.
This was priceless. I admire Monica, honestly, she keeps her wit sharp.
What did you think of #Lemonade?