5. IfISeeUnIOntSpeak--ThatMeansIOntFWithU

Huh? What? I just know she is insulting somebody somewhere. I just want to know WHO and WHY.

So let me see if I can parse that sentence out.

Hmm… After a little head-scratching that seems to work out to “If I see you and I don’t speak, that means I don’t f—k with you.”

Maybe it works on nasty neighbors?

But, unfortunately translated in regular-speak it comes out like: Grit your teeth. Fake a smile. Mention something about doggy bags being on sale this week. Keep the peace. Walk carefully like there are little brown land mines waiting to get you.

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