2. These Expensive, These is Red Bottoms, These is Bloody Shoes

No, we can’t afford those red bottomed shoes. What are they again? Louboutin’s. Yeah, they cost about a month’s rent.

But what’s that smell. I swear I better not look on the bottoms of these shoes and find…. Yup, there it is

! DOGGY DOO! That’s got to be my neighbor’s Yorkie. What? She thinks his poops are so small she doesn’t have to pick ‘em up? Wait till I see that ^&&*. I’m going to read her the riot act. Forget that. I’m going to read her some Cardi B lyrics. Maybe she needs to hear the whole darn song.

Hit the Store, I Can Get Them Both, I Don’t Wanna Choose
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